WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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