even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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