If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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