Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
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I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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