Those balls look pretty dangerous.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Green mimosas i think yes
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
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Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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