Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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