Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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