i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
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I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
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Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I want a musical about memes.
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