I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I think i got beer on your cat.
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