Plan B is the new Plan A
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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