she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
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She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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