I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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