I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
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Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
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Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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