my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
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I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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