thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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