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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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