Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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