Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
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I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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