Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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