Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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