Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
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