Sponge bath it is.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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