Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
My liver just had a heart attack.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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