As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
