hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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