I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
