sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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