We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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