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(917): View more from New York City

i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!

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(917): i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see! http://tfl.nu/gbe5

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(615): View more from Tennessee

His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.

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(615): His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary. http://tfl.nu/s0bc

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(647): View more from Ontario

on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..

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who won?

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THAT is your concern right now?

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(647): on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest.. (1-647): who won? (647): THAT is your concern right now? http://tfl.nu/f9cv

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.

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(402): You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes. http://tfl.nu/0q3l

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea

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(423): Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea http://tfl.nu/mhka

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(212): View more from New York

Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.

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(212): Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom. http://tfl.nu/fuov

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(770): View more from Georgia

Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives

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(770): Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives http://tfl.nu/9ndz

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(313): View more from Michigan

I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.

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Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.

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(313): I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges. (1-313): Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss. http://tfl.nu/0qrk

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams

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(717): You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams http://tfl.nu/9pxu

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(219): View more from Indiana

The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.

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(219): The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair. http://tfl.nu/a313

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.

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(423): I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ. http://tfl.nu/ko9e

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(770): View more from Georgia

You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.

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(770): You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL. http://tfl.nu/941m

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(540): View more from Virginia

I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back

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(540): I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back http://tfl.nu/d3ys

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(989): View more from Michigan

Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby

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(989): Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby http://tfl.nu/oj8d

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(314): View more from Missouri

She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"

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(314): She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!" http://tfl.nu/o6vj

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