she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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