Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
