On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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