Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
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