big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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