I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I want her autograph on my taint
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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