If i come over, it means nothing
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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