I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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