with your own penis?
I can text with my tongue
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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