She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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