ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
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my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
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in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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