Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Randomize