Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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