Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i think i have two assholes
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
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Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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