When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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