YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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