like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
Randomize
