Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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