does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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