Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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