This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
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I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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