if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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