Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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