I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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