Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
We left the knife in your bed.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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