Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
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All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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