if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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