So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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