I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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