Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
