Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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