So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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